PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book